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Fun things to do
Whenever you are next bored, or feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.



At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your email address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' or 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS".

Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy."

dont use any punctuation this can be very annoying

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Put mosquito netting around your cubicle at work. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

When the money comes out of the cash machine, scream "I Won! I Won! Third time this week!"

When leaving the zoo, run towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

Pay off your MasterCard with your Visa.

Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.

When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.

Send yourself a CandyGram.

Have a tea party with your pets.

Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to school as if nothing was wrong.

Write checks with Roman numerals.

Write "Out to lunch" on your forehead.

Leaf through a National Geographic and draw clothes on everybody.

Drive to the store in reverse.

Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

Read the dictionary backwards and look for hidden messages.

Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room.

Stare at people through the points of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

Make up a language and stop someone to ask for directions.

Write a short story using alphabet soup.

Talk to your fish.

Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias.

Start conversations with the words, "Did you ever wonder why..."

Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.

Buy a complete set of Transformers. Play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face, "There's more to them than meets the eye."

Read this.

Like this list:

Programming is like sex because...

• One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
• Once you get started, you'll only stop because you're exhausted.
• It takes another experienced person to really appreciate what you're doing.
• ...Conversely, there's some odd people who pride themselves on their lack of experience.
• You can do it for money or for fun.
• If you spend more time doing it than watching TV, people think you're some kind of freak.
• It's not really an appropriate topic for dinner conversation.
• Public schools don't do a very good job teaching kids about it.
• It doesn't make any sense at all if you try to explain it in strictly clinical terms.
• Some people are just naturally good at it.
• ...But some people will never realize how bad they are, and you're wasting your time trying to tell them.
• There are a few weirdos with bizarre practices nobody really is comfortable with.
• One little thing going wrong can ruin everything.
• It's a great way to spend a lunch break.
• Everyone acts like they're the first person to come up with a new technique.
• Everyone who's done it pokes fun at those who haven't.
• Beginners do a lot of clumsy fumbling about.
• You'll miss it if it's been a while since you've done it.
• There's always someone willing to write about the only right way to do things.
• It doesn't go so well when you're drunk, but you're more likely to do it.
• Sometimes it's fun to use expensive toys.
• It usually goes faster when you do it alone.
• When women hear guys bragging about it they become disgusted.
• If you're not careful about how you do it, all sorts of nasty bugs can appear.
• ...And debugging is annoying, painful, and very embarrassing.

Disorientation Game

Hehee....

LOLOLOL...the last easy one...lolol

Yes, it is Angel.