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onegoodrose

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01/14/03 11:19:49

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Lawn -- grass, from seed or sod. Meant to be green and growing. Particularly at KAGville. No scorch marks, tank treads, etc.

Just a reminder.

Remember when you signed your KAG contract? (Just ask Shags.) :deal

Read the fine print. Stay off the lawn.

Your cooperation is greatly appreciated!

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Diabody

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01/14/03 13:06:40

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Muahahhahhahaha!

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azsue

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01/15/03 00:41:17

That's AZSOON to you Mr. Diesel!

~shrug~ don't look at me...

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Plasmo

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01/16/03 12:36:25

OK!

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onegoodrose

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01/16/03 13:26:54

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I wonder if I could replace the treads on those tanks...

Hmmmm.....

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Plasmo

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01/16/03 14:20:45

You could ... but then ... how would I respond? You have to ask yourself this question.

Do you feel lucky, punk? Well? Do you?

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Diabody

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01/16/03 14:42:52

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(muahahhahahaahaha...continues)

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onegoodrose

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01/16/03 16:26:29

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~best Robert DeNiro voice~

"You talkin to me? You talkin to me?"

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Plasmo

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01/16/03 16:56:23

"I just want to say one word to you - just one word.... 'plastics.'"

Hehehe ...

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Dia I

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01/16/03 18:35:25

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Dances with leather and nothing else...
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No Richard, she didn't mean latex...

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Plasmo

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01/16/03 18:36:29

Maybe I did ... Maybe I didn't ... what would be scarier? :smokin

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azsue

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01/17/03 00:45:26

That's AZSOON to you Mr. Diesel!

~imagines lawn looking like Brady Bunch back yard~

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onegoodrose

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01/17/03 11:47:54

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A Brady Bunch lawn?

~shudder~

Ookie.

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01/17/03 14:20:57

Mwwhahahahahaha .... :evil

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01/17/03 14:59:32

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No fake grass. Nuh-uh...

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Diabody

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01/17/03 15:00:51

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shaking from laughter!!!

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imkrilytiswo2

Fake grass

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01/17/03 17:21:23

That might be the only way to keep the place looking half way decent.

Would make for some really bad carpet burns and put a whole new spin on outdoor sex.

Maybe we could have a designated spot for the real grass and you would have to sign up for a time to "christen" the grass with your clone (or seven like some greedy people-Damn Sue-you take up a whole damn week). Maybe in three hour shifts-cause we all know-once ain't nearly enough!

Yeah, Yeah! We could plant some nice hedges around it (cause some people do like a little privacy) and it could be the Sex Pit. Bet it'd be more popular than the mud pit. Or you start in the mud pit and end in the sex pit!

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Persias Big Texan

lawn

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01/17/03 17:23:43

Lahav

Wouldn't it be easier and more cost effective to just pour concrete over all of it and then paint the crap green?
Let's face it, sheep don't eat it, tanks won't hurt it, no tire treads from hopped up motorcycles, hell even the trogs have to work at damaging concrete!

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Plasmo

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01/17/03 17:48:46

Great Idea, BT!!

... now what were you saying about my tank treads, Rose? Hehehe ...

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Unregistered(d)

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01/17/03 18:43:26

shakes head
Astroturf? Concrete?
no, no, no.
I got tired of listening to Rose bitch...err...complain about the lawn, so, I hired a landscape company and they planted these this morning

View of the East Garden

Oh and the Acme Fence Company will be in install the tasteful 10 foot constantina wire topped fence first thing in the morning.

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onegoodrose

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01/17/03 19:22:43

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~signs bonus check for $100,000 made out to MommyZ~

"Men and women. Women and men. It will never work." --Erica Jong

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." --H.L. Mencken

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.
At night, the ice weasels come." --Matt Groening

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