Shags:
*Shags takes out wet lettuce and begins to beat those around her....* Now behave....huh?....nah I have laid off the bitch slaps for a while.
Dia:
Oh NO NONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
She didn't just do the lettuce whip!
*Dia screams in pain*
AZSUE:
Shags, what kind of lettuce is that?
Shags:
*Shags looks at Dia strangely......looks at the wet lettuce in hand......looks at Dia.....srikes Dia again......*
Er.....Sue, I believe its Romaine lettuce......
Dia:
*screaming echoes....
Rose:
Once again, Rose is sneaking a look at the board during work. Strolls through the Coffee Shop and opens the KAG cooking thread, surprised to see how many have posted since yesterday. Begins reading...Marian wheels crash cart into Rose's office and calls "Code Blue".
Dia:
..because it's her favorite color afterall...





